You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.
Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture. Same furniture is also your stealth cover.
* A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels
* Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
* Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
* Tons of crafty gadgets to master
* Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray
* Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size
* Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting
* Controller support
* The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!