Freeway Mutant

In this spin on the endless running genre, you play as a nude green mutant running along a broken-up freeway in post-apocalyptic Somewhere. As you run, you can acquire all manner of materials to continually upgrade your gun until you’re TOTALLY ROCKIN’ IT!

Also, the road is littered with active landmines and hideous mutants, and you have a pair of extremely smooth, round cheeks.