Are you the most creative person you know? Can you react quickly to new challenges? Would you like to save the universe from certain destruction? Do you need a job? I need an assistant who can help me explore the inner workings of time, space and reality. The successful candidate will have a thirst for knowledge, a sense of humor, and a love of pizza. Apply in person at the Castle of Dr. Brain. EOE
[Notebook #1 of Dr. Brain]
Remember to observe applicant as he or she:
Builds and programs robots
Experiments with time
Deciphers secret codes
Breaks into safe
Reacts to bad puns
Maps the galaxy
[Notebook #2 of Dr. Brain]
RENEW AD IN PAPER THIS SUNDAY
NEW LAB ASSISTANT
THINGS TO DO:
CHECK CASTLE SYSTEMS. MAKE SURE 3-D MAZE, WORD PUZZLES, JIGSAW ROOM, ROBOTS, ETC. ARE PROPERLY MIND-TWISTING.
SET LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY ON EASY, MEDIUM OR BRAIN-BLASTING DEPENDING ON APPLICANT.
SET MUSIC-CARD COMPATIBLE ROCK 'N ROLL SOUNDTRACK ON "EARTH-SHATTERING".
CUE UP 3-D ANIMATION, HAND-PAINTED, DIGITIZED GRAPHICS.
DON'T FORGET! FOR AGES 12-ADULT