Job Advertisement]
EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES
LAB ASSISTANT
Are you the most creative person you know? Can you react quickly to new challenges? Would you like to save the universe from certain destruction? Do you need a job? I need an assistant who can help me explore the inner workings of time, space and reality. The successful candidate will have a thirst for knowledge, a sense of humor, and a love of pizza. Apply in person at the Castle of Dr. Brain. EOE
[Notebook #1 of Dr. Brain]
Remember to observe applicant as he or she:
Builds and programs robots
Experiments with time
Deciphers secret codes
Breaks into safe
Reacts to bad puns
Solves riddles
Maps the galaxy
[Notebook #2 of Dr. Brain]
REMINDER
RENEW AD IN PAPER THIS SUNDAY
MILK
BREAD
PLUTONIUM
FROZEN PIZZA
NEW LAB ASSISTANT
THINGS TO DO:
CHECK CASTLE SYSTEMS. MAKE SURE 3-D MAZE, WORD PUZZLES, JIGSAW ROOM, ROBOTS, ETC. ARE PROPERLY MIND-TWISTING.
SET LEVEL OF DIFFICULTY ON EASY, MEDIUM OR BRAIN-BLASTING DEPENDING ON APPLICANT.
SET MUSIC-CARD COMPATIBLE ROCK 'N ROLL SOUNDTRACK ON "EARTH-SHATTERING".
CUE UP 3-D ANIMATION, HAND-PAINTED, DIGITIZED GRAPHICS.
HIDE!
DON'T FORGET! FOR AGES 12-ADULT
